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Friday, June 29, 2007

Breaking News from 2009

Math prohibited in High Schools
The National Education Association announced today the successful culmination of it drive to drop Math and math related subjects from high school curriculums nation wide.
A spokesperson for the NEA said "In an exhaustive 2 day study last year it was decided that low Math scores have a devastating effect on the attitude and well being of female students. In order to continue the women's right struggle it was decided to eliminate the requirement for Math studies from our schools.
Colleges and Universities may continue to offer gender based math courses that are not graded on merit.
After passage by the Senate and House President Edwards signed the bill with members of the National Organization of Women at his side. He hailed the passage as a defeat for the forces that hate equality.

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