
The Ted Kennedy library was opened today in Booze, Massachusetts. The library will be a repository of Senator Kennedy's writings and will also include a section on water safety. No public moneys will be expended in the construction of the library which is financed by a grant from the Hard Liqueur Promotions Association. The 27,000 square feet of glass in the structure will be built from recycled spirits bottles from Tipsey Ted's personal collection. The Chappaquiddick wing will host the water safety institute and the Drunk Drivers Hall of Fame.
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