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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Fw: Breaking Future News: November 5th, 2008...Obama loses a third of his base

 

 
Subject: Breaking Future News: November 5th, 2008...Obama loses a third of his base

The stunning defeat of Baraka Hussien Obama, Junior  in yesterdays election has pundits scrambling for answers.
With most of the nations precincts counted and reported the totals show that 68% of the voters nationwide stamped McCain/Palin on  their ballots. Demographics from Obama's most likely voters: registered Democrats show that he only pulled 61% of his base.
In the black community surprisingly he only received votes from 69% according to exit polling. Among young voters the vote split about 50-50 with women rejecting Obama 58 to 42.
Obama's reported phone call conceding to John McCain was reportedly curt and brief. Several prominent Illinois Democrats have already expressed interest in his Senatorial seat in the next election.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Breaking news from 2010
World's largest Phallic symbol falls


World's largest Phallic symbol falls
A small earthquake on the Potomac fault in Washington, DC toppled the Washington monument Thursday laying it the tip in the White House front yard. Ironically a mass gay and lesbian "marry-in" was being held in the park next to the monument and 20,000 of the participants were squashed. The event was sponsored by the In Your Face foundation formed by the Gay Action Guild (GAG)in association with the Lesbian Institute Consortium (LIC)which include most of the working press and Screen Guild members. In a queer turn of events during the mass marriage ceremony the earthquake occurred just as the pedophile priest uttered the words "if anyone has any objection to this mass marriage...".
National Public Radio will be off the air until new staff can be recruited. Michael Moore plans a documentary on the event next year.
When informed of the reason for the rubble on the White House front lawn. President Obama said "Get outa here!" The ACLU issued a statement blaming talk radio for the disaster and said the former Bush administration had prior knowledge of the fault line.

Phallic worship has surfaced from time to time in the history of man. Most notably in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah 4000 years ago and recently in the culture of San Francisco, California.


Ferd Notinghumer joins Obama staff


July 2008...no thanks to AP
Hillary delagate walks from New York to CA barefoot

Ferd Notinghumer walked barefoot from New York to San Francisco to demonstrate
his disappointment that Hillary did not win the Democratic nomination
This is the only known photo of Ferd who was treated for hoof and mouth symplex 4 at the Foot Center
of Long Beach and released on his own recognisance. He claimed to
be Bill Clinton's son from a former affair.

Breaking news from the Obama camp Ferd has been hired to run the truth squad at the Obama Disinformation Division (ODD)

Friday, July 4, 2008

Riots ravage nation
after Obama loss


November 5th 2008
Rioters expressed their displeasure with the close loss by Baraka Hussien Obama of yesterdays election by taking to the streets in ever major city in the US. 42 state Governors have called out the national guard to restore order.
In Washington DC rioters are in control of the capital complex and the crowd estimated in the hundreds of thousands stretches from the White House across the Mall to the Capital. Several Smithsonian buildings and the Agriculture buildings
are ablaze at this moment. Rioters have spray painted the Washington monument in the familiar Rainbow coalition colors and all White House windows have been damaged. Noticeably absent from the roof of the White House are the familiar machine gun toting capital police officers who have been withdrawn across the river to Virgina.
Outgoing President Bush has summoned Obama, President elect McClain and former Presidents Bush, Clinton and Carter to an emergency meeting behind the secure walls of Foggy Bottom. Measures mentioned to appease the democratic voters have included a power sharing arrangement between the elected and defeated candidates. All American military forces are on high alert amid reports of tens of thousands defecting to join the rioters.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Hillary Clinton Monument planned

Recieved thru the email


I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise$5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

the email noted they had raised 125.00 so far

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Time travel? Teleportation? No problem, says renowned physicist Michio Kaku.


Real time news from back in 2008

Time travel? Teleportation? No problem, says renowned physicist Michio Kaku.

Kaku, a professor at the City University of New York, is creating quite a stir in Britain with the release of his new book, "The Physics of the Impossible."

On this side of the pond, outlandish claims in books are recognized as, well, a good way to sell books.

But in Blighty, Kaku's being treated as if he's Doctor Who informing dim-witted humans about the wonders of the Universe, with front-page treatment Wednesday in both the Daily Telegraph and the Guardian. Even the normally staid Economist is chiming in.


click here to read more on FoxNews back in 2008
as we are operating in the future we try to keep the perspective for those of you who are trapped in time

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The first annual Political Ineptness Award goes to...



Baraka Hussien Obama, Jr. for weaving a checkered trail that even the main stream liberal progressive media could not play down.
He writes a book about Daddy but denies any ties to his father's Muslim identity.
He drops his middle name hoping no one will notice and then trys to say his first name is of African derivative when it is Muslim.
His groupies at Church are hell fire and brimstone "God Damn America" Amen-ers. Tape available for a generous donation.
His rebuke of his overtly raciest preacher's inane and rambling remarks about the supposed evil falls short even with many black commentators much less the maligned white captains of American industry who provide jobs for half of our country.
He blows the whistle on Passport Gate and then we find that the offending employee works for a company owned by an Obama campaign advisor.
Those of us who have sat in white churches and never heard a white pastor say anything derogatory about the black community find it embarrassing to hear Obama say that it is common practice to preach white racism because of the slavery issue of two centuries ago.


Sorry BHO we need to be able to trust our commander in chief. We need one who will serve all the people and not just be a water boy for the Jackson's and Farrakhan's America baiters

Democratic party changes name

December 31, 2011 Plains, Ga.
The DNC meeting in Jimmy Carters palatial mule barn voted unanimously to change the name of the Democratic party to "The Peoples Socialist Entitlement Party". The name change was demanded when the Coalition of Welfare Recipients (COOWR)took control of the group thru a little known parliamentary move by forcefully removing the chairs of the seated delegates. The newly elected DNC chairman (COOWR member Latevanor Johnson) then declared the seats vacated and allowed designated members of the audience to take the places of the unseated delegates.
The final session tomorrow will focus on the eligibility of convicted felons to hold DNC positions. Barney Frank will be the keynote speaker for this evenings dance. dinner and sleep over.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Afirrnative action election law mandated by California

November 22, 2015
The California legislature meeting in joint session today passed the Political Repatriations Act of 2015 requiring that black candidates for public office be given a
mandatory extra 20 percent of votes received to make up for past abuses of the voting rights of Afro Americans.
The measure was passed by a unanimous voice vote while the Color Guard for the session from the Black Panthers looked on.
The Voting Act carried with it a grandfather clause back to 2009 and several of the white officials were escorted from the room and stripped of office.
Next week the assembly will consider Affirmative Action for Home Buyers.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Eta Carinae Supernova...coming soon to a sky near you


Breaking Future News from the very near future
The death watch is on for Eta Carinae, a relatively nearby massive star that's set to explode as a supernova. The Chandra X-Ray Observatory delivered this beautiful photograph of the star and its surrounding nebula; layers of material that it's already shed in its death throes.

When it does explode, Eta Carinae is going to be spectacular. It's thought to have between 100 and 150 times the mass of our own Sun. Not only that, it's a mere 7,500 light years away. Its brilliant display of fireworks will rival the light of the full Moon, and should be easy to see in the middle of the day; you could read a book by it at night.

So when's it going to blow? Well, astronomers disagree on this point. The majority think that Eta Carinae has one final stage to go through, called a Wolf-Rayet star. Others think it's already passed this stage, and it's ready to go. It could explode tomorrow, or it could be 100,000 years away. Still, that's a blink of the eye cosmically speaking.

Original Source: Chandra News Release

orignal published date on BFN 05/26/07

update


News from SPACE.com



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For the first time, astronomers have pinpointed the spot where the intense winds of two massive stars in a binary system violently collide and detected the production of high-energy X-rays there.
The monstrously large Eta Carinae binary contains between 100 and 150 times the mass of the sun and glows more brightly than four million suns together. The so-called hypergiant contains two massive stars, the second of which was not discovered until 2005.


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Astronomers have long suspected that the stellar pair should give off high-energy X-rays, but until now, they didn't have the instruments to detect the radiation. But the European Space Agency's Integral telescope, launched to detect some of the most violent events in the universe, has conclusively detected such X-rays emanating from Eta Carinae, more or less as astronomers had thought.

"The intensity of the X-rays is a little lower than we expected, but given that this is the first-ever conclusive observation, that's OK," said Jean-Christophe Leyder of the University of Liege in Belgium, one of the astronomers who made the discovery.

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Stellar wind shockwave

The intense X-rays are generated by the collision of the massive stars' stellar winds, flows of charged gas ejected from the stars' upper atmospheres.

The light and other radiation that "blows" off these particles is so strong that the stellar winds of Eta Carinae can reach speeds of 900 to 1200 miles per second (1,500 to 2,000 kilometers per second). Because the two stars are in such close proximity, the winds collide in a ferocious shockwave where temperatures reach several thousand million degrees Kelvin.

"It's a very tough environment," Leyder said.

Electrons get caught in the magnetic environment of the shockwaves and are bounced back and forth, accelerating to huge energies. When they finally burst out of the shockwave, they collide with low-frequency photons and give them an energy boost, creating the high-energy X-ray emissions spied by Integral.

Search for other emitters

Finding other examples of colliding-wind binaries, as astronomers call them, is tough because massive stars are rare; finding two in a binary system is rarer still.

"In our galaxy, there are probably only 30 to 50 colliding-wind binaries that display a clear signature of wind-wind collision," Leyder said. This meager number of stars is just a tiny fraction of the galaxy's stellar population. So to have an example such as Eta Carinae on our cosmic doorstep is a stroke of luck.

Astronomers did detect X-rays emitted from another colliding-wind binary, HD 5980, in our galactic neighbor the Small Magellanic Cloud last year.

The X-rays detected from Eta Carinae are of a much higher energy though. Astronomers estimate that the Eta Carinae system loses one Earth mass per day of ejected material, roughly 140 times higher than the mass loss rate of HD 5980.

Understanding the X-ray emissions from stellar winds is important because stellar winds affect the evolution of stars and the chemical evolution of the universe, while also acting as a source of energy in the galaxy.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Breaking news from October 2008
first published on this blog
06/29/07

World wide depression's effect on 2008 US elections
With the world in the grip of a world wide depression it is still not clear how the monetary disaster will effect US voters. With millions standing in soup lines in major population centers the possibility of a clean sweep by the collectivist leaning Democrats may be on the horizon.
The depression has it's roots in late June of 2007 by a press release from
The Bank of International Settlements (BIS), the central bankers’ central bank, based in Switzerland mentioned in their 77th Annual Report (June 24, 2007) that they believed the world was heading for a depression sparking the hurried buy of gold and silver by moneyed interests. In the months that followed an increasing fear of placing new orders for raw materials plagued the worlds retailers and manufacturers.
The following is the quote that tipped the scales to the negative:

"As we have already mentioned this week, the BIS, (in their 77th Annual Report of June 24) mention the unmentionable word — depression!

The reason the word “depression” is so rarely spoken of publicly in “responsible” circles is that the mere mentioned of the word could so shatter confidence that it could itself trigger a depression. "

Communist China calls in US Treasury Bonds
In a related move that could radically change the government structure of the United States Communist China has called for payment on it's holding of US Treasury notes. The Dollar was trading at 1-100 against the solid Euro when trading was suspended at noon. This assault which was unthinkable before congress changed the law allowing hostile foreign purchase of notes has brought the Congressional approval rating to a new low of 11%.
Radical elements blame World Mega Bankers
While some believe that world bankers have orchestrated the collapse of the economies of the world for consolidation of their power, President Bush scoffed at the idea. He said his purchase of 14 counties in West Texas and the state of Chimichangus in Mexico had nothing to do with insider information about the collapse. He went on to say that it not proper to insult the world bankers because we may need to borrow from them for his new Works Progress Administration projects (WPA) .

Breaking Future News from January 2009
President Obama nationalizes Multinational corporations


President Obama announced today from the Crescent Office (formerly known before remodeling as the Oval Office) in the White House that all multinational corporations have been placed under the newly created Department of Fair Profit Administration by Executive Order #3456. All profits that exceed current inflation index will be transferred to the U. S. Treasury. Executive Order #3457 signed just today will require all military personnel to under sensitivity training before having their weapons reissued.
In a related story the government of Communist China revealed they have dispatched their Pacific fleet to protect the interests of Chinese citizens living in San Francisco, California and Plains, Georgia. They plan to administrate the protective umbrella for Chinese interests from the former prison island of Alcatraz which they purchased from the Obama administration last week for a partridge in a pear tree.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Breaking news from 2035

Justice Al Gore IV who looks remarkably like his great grandfather who was VP in the last century
Constitution declared unconstitutional

In a 7-2 vote the Supreme court declared the Constitution of the United States violates its own parameters and ethics. The majority opinion written by Justice Al Gore IV said that the document is a racist, sexist anti collectivist anti global warming compilations from another time and congress should scrap it and start over.
In recent sessions the court has banned the word "God" from all buildings and public moneys except Mosques and Hindu Temples. In another far reaching opinion the court held that people who are jailed for talking or writing about guns do not have their free speech right violated. The court built on their opinion last year that talk radio was a violation of the implied rights of listeners who are forced to listen to opinion they do not agree with. The court said irreparable harm is done when a person hears a statement and cannot forget it. The court said the truth or falsehood of the statement was not admissible as evidence because it comes under the "hearsay clause of evidence". The courts recent rulings incresingly make "case law" the supreme law of the land overriding the former constitution.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Saudi royals purchase most of District of Columbia

Breaking News from 2009
In a secretive venture involving 427 real estate firms the Saudi Royal family has purchased most of the non government owned real estate in Washington. Prince Shitonu announced today that the Saudis would finance a new school system based on a method developed by Hammas. Renters will be able to live rent free as long as they are Muslim or switch to the Muslim faith. Crews were busy all over the district installing prayer towers and a city wide block by block speaker system for important religious or security announcements. Sources said that announcements will be limited to no more that 3 per hour. President Hillery Clinton issued a statement today welcoming "our good friends, the Saudis" and pledging to cooperate in every way with the new landlords. She went on to say "Gosh if they own it they won't blow it up...duh!" A related purchase included the Washington Post which will be renamed "Voice of Allah be praised Magniloquent Shining Light Newspaper" . The royals say that no editorial changes are foreseen as the paper has been a friendly ignorer of the Islam plan to take over the US for several years. Women reporters will be allowed to continue working as long as they cover their face and do not wiggle their ass when walking.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Fairness Doctrine Act of 2008 Passes

The Fairness Doctrine Act of 2008 passes both houses and is signed into law by President Bush. The President said that while he was elected as a Republican he had come to see the error of his ways and now considers himself a liberal and globalist.
He said the new law would put a Federal Editor at each radio station in the United States in much the same way as the Department of Agriculture has inspectors in house at meat plants around the country. The Federal Editors are appointed from a pool recommended by a joint committee of the ACLU and the NPR. The authors of the bill stressed that this is not censorship but much needed editorial help and guidance provided by the Federal Government experts.
The law specifically makes it a felony for a station or station personnel to broadcast unapproved copy. The first offence carries a mandatory 2 week stay in the newly established Fairness Rehabilitation Center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. After rehabilitation the offending talk show host would be eligible for a refresher broadcast internship at CNN or MSNBC.
The success of the Fairness act on broadcasters has prompted Democratic lawmakers to construct a Blogger and Fax Machine Fairness Act for presentation to the House and Senate in 2009. Newspapers were exempted from all provisions of the Fairness Act as most reporters are respectable yellow dog Democrats and over seventy five percent of Publishers are card carrying ACLU members.

Breaking News from 2009

Math prohibited in High Schools
The National Education Association announced today the successful culmination of it drive to drop Math and math related subjects from high school curriculums nation wide.
A spokesperson for the NEA said "In an exhaustive 2 day study last year it was decided that low Math scores have a devastating effect on the attitude and well being of female students. In order to continue the women's right struggle it was decided to eliminate the requirement for Math studies from our schools.
Colleges and Universities may continue to offer gender based math courses that are not graded on merit.
After passage by the Senate and House President Edwards signed the bill with members of the National Organization of Women at his side. He hailed the passage as a defeat for the forces that hate equality.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Breaking News from 2012

Marriage declared illegal
In a close vote the Senate of the United States passed the "Marriage Annulment Act of 2012" today which prohibits future marriages and declares those presently in place annulled. The bill was sponsored by a consortium of groups including the ACLU, UN Commission on the family, Planned Parenthood, labor groups and the NEA.
In a prepared statement the executive committee of the NEA, speaking for the consortium said that irreparable harm is being done to single parent children. "It is just not fair for some to have two parents and we must level the playing field so that one parent children will have the same self respect and monetary benefits that double parent members enjoy.
FEMA has been instructed to provide mobile homes to the fathers who must move out of the two parent homes. Same sex couples were exempted from the provisions of the bill.
President Hillary R. Clinton favors the bill as does United Nations Secretary Bill Clinton who was the principle author.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Gore warns world of impending wetting


Breaking news from next month
Former VP Al (Chicken Little) Gore introduced his new book "An inconvenient Wetting" today on the Barbara Walters show. The book warns that if Americans do not quit watering their lawns causing global evaporation then the world will be underwater within a couple of centuries. He blamed the US population with their rabid concern for landscaping for the recent rains and floods.
Gore who invented water sprinklers said that he sees only impending doom for the United States. His book advocates the immediate release of all water penned behind dams and a moratorium on non essential water use in suburbia. Gore said he has not made up his mind on a bid for the 2008 nomination even tho the frontispiece of his book has campaign coupons for his exploratory committee. Barbara Walters nervously drank her glass of water and had little to say during the interview except an occasional "Oh my!". Ms Walters is the nations premier broadcaster and has won numerous awards from liberal controlled award givers.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Breaking news from 2008

Kennedy is pictured with Library Keynote speaker and former presidential hopeful Barraka Hussien Obama who is a candidate for the 2012 Democratic nomination after sucking hind tit (teat) on his 2008 bid.!
The Ted Kennedy library was opened today in Booze, Massachusetts. The library will be a repository of Senator Kennedy's writings and will also include a section on water safety. No public moneys will be expended in the construction of the library which is financed by a grant from the Hard Liqueur Promotions Association. The 27,000 square feet of glass in the structure will be built from recycled spirits bottles from Tipsey Ted's personal collection. The Chappaquiddick wing will host the water safety institute and the Drunk Drivers Hall of Fame.
Disclaimer...numerous misspellings and grammatical errors are a trademark literary technique of the blogmaster

Monday, June 11, 2007

Breaking News from 2009!




President Hilliary Clinton issues strong warning to Muslim terrorists!
Washington, DC United Depress
The President surrounded by her cabinet in the underground bunker at the White House issued a terse statement to the terrorists responsible for the nuclear bombs that destroyed LA, New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Denver, Chicago and Plains, Ga.
The President who was obviously upset at the situation said she demanded an immediate United Nations investigation into the bombings. She warned the terrorists any further hostile action on their part would be met with the strongest rhetoric.
While she ruled out immediate military retaliation against the launch points of the missiles in Iran and Saudi Arabia she assured them that military action was certainly on the table if they did not stop firing the missiles. She defended her action is shutting down the defensive anti missal umbrella protecting the United States mainland last month saying that it was an essential move in the interest of world peace. She condemned Israel for their overreaction to the bombing of Tel Aviv. President Clinton bemoaned the loss of the Holy Cities of Mecca and Medina and fourteen other population centers in the Arab middle east. We shall certainly ask for UN economic sanctions against the reckless actions of the government of Israel in firing nuclear missiles into sovereign nations. She asked the United States citizenry to refrain from retaliation against the 78 Muslim Military Compounds scattered around the country. She went on to say that a small minority of the Muslims population was peaceful and it was impossible to separate them from the 94% who hate America.

Alfalfa Bill Murray


Who knows ... what the future holds?
In Alfalfa Bill's time the full range of human rights that we all enjoy today had not yet come into being. Little did he realized that black people and all women would take their God given rights as equal to the White men.

Alfalfa Bill Murray was almost President of the United States. Roosevelt beat him out for the Democratic nomination. He was the single most prolific contributor to the Oklahoma constitution. I met him when I was 18. My dad and grand dad had known him all their life. In fact he was born in the same county in Texas where my dad was born...Montague. In Johnston county we called him Kuckleburr Bill and he named his son who later became governor of Oklahoma after Johnston county. His writings reveal a regrettable racism that was part of the commonality of his era. More than any other person he was really the father of Oklahoma.
 

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