December 31, 2011 Plains, Ga.
The DNC meeting in Jimmy Carters palatial mule barn voted unanimously to change the name of the Democratic party to "The Peoples Socialist Entitlement Party". The name change was demanded when the Coalition of Welfare Recipients (COOWR)took control of the group thru a little known parliamentary move by forcefully removing the chairs of the seated delegates. The newly elected DNC chairman (COOWR member Latevanor Johnson) then declared the seats vacated and allowed designated members of the audience to take the places of the unseated delegates.
The final session tomorrow will focus on the eligibility of convicted felons to hold DNC positions. Barney Frank will be the keynote speaker for this evenings dance. dinner and sleep over.
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