Breaking news from 2010World's largest Phallic symbol falls

World's largest Phallic symbol falls
A small earthquake on the Potomac fault in Washington, DC toppled the Washington monument Thursday laying it the tip in the White House front yard. Ironically a mass gay and lesbian "marry-in" was being held in the park next to the monument and 20,000 of the participants were squashed. The event was sponsored by the In Your Face foundation formed by the Gay Action Guild (GAG)in association with the Lesbian Institute Consortium (LIC)which include most of the working press and Screen Guild members. In a queer turn of events during the mass marriage ceremony the earthquake occurred just as the pedophile priest uttered the words "if anyone has any objection to this mass marriage...".
National Public Radio will be off the air until new staff can be recruited. Michael Moore plans a documentary on the event next year.
When informed of the reason for the rubble on the White House front lawn. President Obama said "Get outa here!" The ACLU issued a statement blaming talk radio for the disaster and said the former Bush administration had prior knowledge of the fault line.

Phallic worship has surfaced from time to time in the history of man. Most notably in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah 4000 years ago and recently in the culture of San Francisco, California.

Ferd Notinghumer joins Obama staff

July 2008...no thanks to AP
Hillary delagate walks from New York to CA barefoot
Ferd Notinghumer walked barefoot from New York to San Francisco to demonstrate
his disappointment that Hillary did not win the Democratic nomination
This is the only known photo of Ferd who was treated for hoof and mouth symplex 4 at the Foot Center
of Long Beach and released on his own recognisance. He claimed to
be Bill Clinton's son from a former affair.

Breaking news from the Obama camp Ferd has been hired to run the truth squad at the Obama Disinformation Division (ODD)

Riots ravage nationafter Obama loss

November 5th 2008
Rioters expressed their displeasure with the close loss by Baraka Hussien Obama of yesterdays election by taking to the streets in ever major city in the US. 42 state Governors have called out the national guard to restore order.
In Washington DC rioters are in control of the capital complex and the crowd estimated in the hundreds of thousands stretches from the White House across the Mall to the Capital. Several Smithsonian buildings and the Agriculture buildings
are ablaze at this moment. Rioters have spray painted the Washington monument in the familiar Rainbow coalition colors and all White House windows have been damaged. Noticeably absent from the roof of the White House are the familiar machine gun toting capital police officers who have been withdrawn across the river to Virgina.
Outgoing President Bush has summoned Obama, President elect McClain and former Presidents Bush, Clinton and Carter to an emergency meeting behind the secure walls of Foggy Bottom. Measures mentioned to appease the democratic voters have included a power sharing arrangement between the elected and defeated candidates. All American military forces are on high alert amid reports of tens of thousands defecting to join the rioters.