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Saturday, July 5, 2008

Breaking news from 2010
World's largest Phallic symbol falls


World's largest Phallic symbol falls
A small earthquake on the Potomac fault in Washington, DC toppled the Washington monument Thursday laying it the tip in the White House front yard. Ironically a mass gay and lesbian "marry-in" was being held in the park next to the monument and 20,000 of the participants were squashed. The event was sponsored by the In Your Face foundation formed by the Gay Action Guild (GAG)in association with the Lesbian Institute Consortium (LIC)which include most of the working press and Screen Guild members. In a queer turn of events during the mass marriage ceremony the earthquake occurred just as the pedophile priest uttered the words "if anyone has any objection to this mass marriage...".
National Public Radio will be off the air until new staff can be recruited. Michael Moore plans a documentary on the event next year.
When informed of the reason for the rubble on the White House front lawn. President Obama said "Get outa here!" The ACLU issued a statement blaming talk radio for the disaster and said the former Bush administration had prior knowledge of the fault line.

Phallic worship has surfaced from time to time in the history of man. Most notably in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah 4000 years ago and recently in the culture of San Francisco, California.


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